Kezelevich's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

LOLOLOL!

"Theres piss EVERYWHERE!"

Best fuckin' cartoon on here by far!

[Paint Demon]

It's what happens.

That always happens to me, in real life, realistically, for real. Great job.

[Rantdog Clips]

I loved it.

Good job!

[Badly Drawn Dawg Series 3]

Hoo-RAH For DOG SMECKS!!

I loved it, the Dying Racoon, blood, Placenta, Sperm, Robot Dog Puke, and everything in the cartoon.

It makes me all sorts of sexy.

[spanky]

WTF

????

Why would you make his butt push out fire!!!!!

[The Fart Button]

Loved it.

Hahahahahaha! That was awesome, man. I loved when the eyes just fuckin' popped out outta no where, haha. Nice.

Good work.

10'd

[Shao & Liu Quickie]

It's not the best...

Alls it is was Shao Kahn kicking Liu, him falling...and then dancing.

Make it longer and more interesting.

I chuckled when he was falling down though.

Bezo responds:

It was never meant to be the best. And there's so much more going on in the piece. Why does Shao kick Liu into orbit? Why does he constantly feel the need to belittle others? What is going through Liu Kang's mind as he circles the planet? Was the "landing" the origin of Spirit Liu? In which case, wouldn't that contradict episode 1 of the series where Liu Kang says that Shao Kahn isn't responsible for his death? Did the credits really need to be that ****ing long?

The answer to all of these questions is simple.

Because, he's bored, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, no, no and HELL YEAH!

Thanks for the review and keep on truckin'!

Speaking of trucks...ok, no spoilers.

-Bezo

[Story of Mardigan]

HAHAHA!

Don't even worry about the stutters. That made it even funnier! These random fuckin' stories and shit remind me of how I am.

Funny shit.

You got 10'd.

[One Pissed-Off Snowman]

Haha!

Good show! IT was funny, violent, and musical! Could have been longer.

"Son of a bi--gurgle-gurg!"